"I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."
"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."
"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I
realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a
blanket."
"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."
"The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week."
"I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other
vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a
vacation with injuries."
"The car in front of me stopped for a yellow light, so I had no choice but to hit him."
"Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."
"I left for work this morning at 7am as usual when I collided straight into a bus. The bus was 5 miniutes early."
I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk."
"Windshield broke. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo."
"I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I
reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I
did not see the other car."
"I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an
elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose
concentration and hit a bollard."
"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."
"The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle."
"My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle."
"On the M6 I moved from the centre lane to the fast lane but the other car didn't give way."
"The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again."
"I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when
it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck
several times before."
"The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."
"I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car."